Have you ever thought what it would be like if you rolled Marv Albert, Eminem, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar into one human being?

Well, Bill Walton came pretty close to answering that question with this “music video” he filmed years ago.  Throw it down, big man:

The spectacle of Bill Walton rapping, sadly, isn’t even the funniest part of this whole video.  It’s those damn shorts.  Those things would be short on my four-year old little cousin, never mind the “best broadcaster in Western Civilization.”