Something tells me he didn't wash his hands after this piss.

Bill Walker isn’t a Celtic anymore, and he played very well for the Knicks last night. But the Knicks might want to think about getting the former Celtic a few potty training sessions.

According to Deadspin, the Kansas City Star reported the following after Walker’s Kansas St. team lost a 80-77 overtime game to the Oregon Ducks (the link to the Star article no longer reveals the quote):

With just seconds left in regulation and K-State lined up to inbound the ball and run a last second play, Bill Walker was overcome with an urge too strong to control. He stepped to the sideline and relieved himself with several towels.

How has this avoided me for three years?  A Celtic had pissed into a bunch of towels during a televised NCAA game and I can’t even hear about it until he’s no longer a Celt??

I still don’t know how to react. 

Maybe I should take it like he’s a gamer: He didn’t want to miss a single second of that game.  He was so intent on helping his team win that he couldn’t even leave the court when he had to take a leak.

Maybe I should take it like he’s a psycho: Man, I thought KG was nuts, but head-butting the basket support is nothing compared to peeing in a bunch of towels. 

Maybe I should be compasssionate: He might have a bladder problem.  You never know with these things.  If he does, I hope it gets better.

Or maybe I should just write him a little bit of fan mail, suggesting that he reach the toilet before the next time he pees.

Anybody have Bill Walker’s email address?