This is what I expected Scal to look like.

I don’t know what I was expecting to see, when I checked out the video of Brian Scalabrine’s spray tan.  I suppose I thought I’d see a build kind of similar to the Revolting Blob.

But I was pleasantly surprised. Scal was a little chunky, but not as bad as most people probably thought. I wasn’t exactly pleased looking at Scal shirtless, but I won’t be scarred for life either. And that’s more than I expected.