"Did you see that? I almost died! I almost f**king died!"

Before yesterday’s game against the Cleveland Cavaliers, Glen Davis again denied intentionally hurting Shaq, although Celtics Hub’s Zach Lowe has found video evidence that he might have done so.

Then, he played the game and almost killed Antawn Jamison. Jamison made an upfake at the three-point line, and Big Baby bit on it big-time. As Jamison looked up, the silhouette of Davis’ flying body cast against the rafters must have looked more like a meteor headed straight for Jamison’s head than just a power forward playing bad defense.

Jamison’s thoughts at that point were about saving his life, not getting the shot up. (FanHouse)

“My life flashed before me,” Jamison said of seeing all of Davis’ 290 pounds flying at him. He added it was “definitely not a dirty play.”

Davis, 290 pounds? In his bra.

Back to the play, it wasn’t dirty. But it sure as hell must have been scary to look up and see a UFO coming straight at your dome.