Here are a few examples:

StickusMaximus Michael Finley co-directed The Passion of the Christ for “eyewitness accuracy.” #michaelfinleyisold

TheSportsHernia Michael Finley once went hang gliding with a terodactyl. #michaelfinleyisold

machkovech Don’t ever tell Michael Finley to act his age, or he’ll die. #michaelfinleyisold

rmj_equals_hero Michael Finley receives his paychecks via pony express. #michaelfinleyisold

StickusMaximus Michael Finley came to Boston to relive his former duty as a minuteman soldier. #michaelfinleyisold

kevinwilson16 Michael Finley arrived in Boston by horse and covered wagon. #michaelfinleyisold

dorkstatic Michael Finley played in the same era as the original King James. #michaelfinleyisold

marcel_mutoni Michael Finley would like to sell you some of his cave paintings. #michaelfinleyisold

marcel_mutoni When he landed in America, Columbus was asked what took him so long by Michael Finley. #michaelfinleyisold

kevinwilson16 When the Alamo began, Michael Finley asked to be released so he could play for a winner. #michaelfinleyisold

Truth_About_It Michael Finley passed away from natural causes three years ago. #michaelfinleyisold

treykerby Michael Finley wears crewneck sweatshirts. #michaelfinleyisold

j_d_hastings It’ll be a cold day in Hell before Michael Finley acknowledges New Mexico’s statehood. #MichaelFinleyIsOld

Steeebo @treykerby Michael Finley drives a station wagon with wood paneling #michaelfinleyisold

Funny, to say the least.  But, of course, there was also this…

peterbreter #michaelfinleyisold but is still young enough to singlehandedly beat the Raptors

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