Dear Lamar Odom,
This is Russell Westbrook. I’m in my second year in the NBA and, although the buzz around me isn’t as much as it should be, I’m a certified stud destined to be one of the NBA’s top point guard for the next decade or so. I guess I’m overshadowed by Kevin Durant, so nobody talks about me.
But they’re talking about me now, and the only person I have to thank for that is you. Well, and me of course. But thanks for being my victim last night. I appreciate it. I would apologize for embarrassing you in front of a national audience, but I got the worst of it: Beating your chest can hurt, when done so ferociously.
Anyway, thanks again for helping me on my way to stardom.
P.S. Tell Derek Fisher thanks, too, for being such a horrific defender.