I must warn you, I am no soccer player.  I am entirely unskilled with my feet.  The only dribbling I do is with my hands and, even then, I was never the best dribbler.  (But you can’t see me in a three-point contest.)

Now that you know I was never Pele, I don’t think you’ll find it hard to believe that I could never have made the pass you are about to see.  It would have been easier for me to make the dunk… and I could never dunk.

The dunker’s name is Justin Coleman, and I’m not sure what the passer’s name is. I guess we’ll call him Ronaldhino.