Damn, no nipple.

After tests today, Lebron James has been diagnosed with an elbow strain and bone bruise in his right — shooting — arm.

While the elbow pain that has bothering him for a month has finally been diagnosed, Lebron is not expected to miss any time.

Instead, he will be the recipient of treatment and follow-up MRIs, including one MRI scheduled for next week. (Marc Spears, Brian Windhorst)

Lebron made headlines when he shot his final free throw against the Chicago Bulls left-handed, nearly shattering the backboard with his ugly miss.  Lebron’s obvious pain caused some to wonder whether he would miss any games against the Celtics in the teams’ second-round series.

But those who have followed the NBA knew that Lebron is an indestructible half-human force designed to evade injury and inflict punishment and that, no matter how hard he hit his elbow, Lebron would play against the Celts.