We all know Glen Davis almost starred in The Blind Side. You may have read that he loves ultimate frisbee, soccer and martial arts. He also has said he’d like to play in the NFL some day. But this — THIS? — I never knew. (Cleveland Plain Dealer)
Q: What’s something that people don’t know about you?
A: That I do mixed martial arts. And ballet. I’ll probably compete in mixed martial arts one day. I’m really good. Better than Kimbo Slice.
Ballet? I shudder to imagine Big Baby in tights. But that wasn’t the only female tendency he revealed. What’s about to come next is even worse.
Q: What’s the last good book you read?
A: “My Sister’s Keeper.”
If I’m not mistaken, “My Sister’s Keeper” is the heart-stealing tear-jerking chick flick starring Cameron Diaz. (And I’m not… I, too, was fully emasculated by “My Sister’s Keeper.” But at least mine was the movie rather than the book and, while there is still no excuse, I was begged by my girlfriend for weeks before finally succumbing. So while I might have lost my manhood by attending the movie, it wasn’t as bad as Big Baby reading the book. Plus, I hated the movie. And I didn’t even cry at it.)
Big Baby, you need to do something to redeem yourself and regain your manhood. Something drastic too. Like killing an alligator with your bare hands or something.