Lamar's worried he won't be able to hold Khloe's hand in the Garden.

Via Yahoo!:

“It’s a little more hostile in Boston,” Lakers forward Lamar Odom said. “I don’t know how my wife [reality star Khloe Kardashian] is going to be able to sit in the crowd.

“They gave it to my kids last time in Boston. I can’t repeat (what was said). It will be fun. The people were rude to my kids, but it was fun.”

If the Boston Crowd was rude to Odom’s kids, I can only imagine how they’ll treat Khloe. “Worst Kar-Dash-I-an clap-clap-clap-clap-clap. Worst Kar-Dash-I-An clap-clap-clap-clap-clap.”

By the way, my friends the other day tried to argue that Khloe would be cute — not hot, but cute — if you saw her in real life. I won’t say I disagreed that she’d be cute but goddamn it, have you ever seen Khloe Kardashian?

In other news, Pau Gasol trashed the Garden fans, especially those who threw rocks at the Lakers’ bus after the Celtics’ series-clinching Game 6 victory.  “There are some [expletives] in Boston,” he said. “A lot of fans were celebrating. It got a little out of hand.”

I don’t know if I would ever stoop to throwing rocks at the Lakers’ bus, but physically hurting Pau Gasol has always been one of my biggest goals in life.