Swagger, son. Paul Pierce has more of it than anyone else in the NBA, according to Dime Mag’s Austin Burton. (Nate Robinson is the 7th most swaggerific player, according to the list.)

1. Paul Pierce
The Pedro Cerrano of the NBA. He’s almost on his last legs, he’s less athletic and slower than just about everybody who tries to guard him, and yet Pierce still gets buckets and drops game-winners because he has the biggest sack in the gym.

Besides having the biggest sack in the gym, Pierce is also pretty good at basketball. If hitting game-winners was only about sack size, I’d be… well, I don’t think this is the proper venue to describe my scrotum.

By the way, I can’t help but think that someone in the NBA has to have more swagger than Pierce. Am I wrong?