I once watched True Blood. Actually, I watched it about two or three times. It was on before or after Entourage (I forget which) and, hard as I tried, I couldn’t convince my roommate to watch anything else.

After the second or third episode I watched, I just couldn’t take it anymore. Call me crazy, but I just don’t get people’s fascination with vampires. If True Blood’s characters didn’t have fangs and suck necks and shit, nobody would watch that show. It stinks. But since it’s all about undead people, everyone eats it up.

When I say everyone, I include Glen Davis. (ESPN)

He revealed he’s been watching a lot of True Blood and noted that Anna Paquin’s “Sookie Stackhouse” is his favorite character. He also noted he planned on letting loose on the cruise dance floor Tuesday night.

I’m not sold on Anna Paquin on the hottie scale. She looks too much like Michael Strahan for my liking.

But one thing I’m defintiely sold on? Big Baby letting loose on the cruise dance floor. Can we get a video of that, people? Isn’t that precisely why YouTube was invented?