Pierce might be contemplating the butt grab.

When asked whether he thinks Doc Rivers’ return means Paul Pierce and Ray Allen will stay in Boston, Brian Scalabrine responded, “Yeah, I definitely do.”

P.S. – I’m on my way to the casino to celebrate my brother’s 21st birthday and lose every last penny I’ve ever earned. This post is auto-scheduled. If either of these guys has made a commitment to another team in the couple hours I’ve been gone, please do two things: 1) Disregard this post and video, and then 2) Come to Foxwoods with twenty boxes of tissues and console me.

P.P.S. – I know my brother picked a bad day to be born, with all the rumors flying around on the first day of free agency. But I will be back to discuss all rumors tomorrow, and there are still posts scheduled for the rest of today. Blame my brother’s birth for my inability to post all the latest rumors.