I have seen Tony Allen at his head-scratching, mind-boggling, turnover-throwing worst… and I still haven’t seen any stretch of bad basketball that compares with Kwame in the clip above. If you put Stevie Wonder on the Lakers, he couldn’t have possibly played as badly as Kwame did. If you dressed Helen Keller up in purple and gold, she would have been much better than Kwame was. If you take JaMarcus Russell after a 12-day syzurp binge… well, you get the point.
And please, save your breath: Nobody will be able to talk me into Kwame. Not even for the minimum. I don’t care that he’s a decent rebounder and okay post defender. I really don’t. He’s Kwame Brown, folks. Kwame Brown.