Ray Allen and the Boston Celtics have agreed to a two-year, $20 million deal. Wait a second, I’m doing jumping jacks…
Okay, I’m back. Lebron, please sign in Miami. I can’t wait to beat the piss out of the super-team next playoffs. Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself. But this is wonderful, spectacular, marvelous news.
P.S. – My love letters were two-for-two this offseason. You can thank me now or later.