The Three Kings, huh? Just wait a second while I clean up all this vomit from my computer…
Okay, I’m back.
My first thought: What is this, the WWE? I don’t watch wrestling anymore so I only know the old-school guys, but I half-expected the British Bulldog to come sprinting out of the stands with a steel chair.
My second thought: Chris Bosh should have cut the hair a long time ago. He no longer looks like he’s just waiting for his next fix.
My third thought: These guys are — to put it nicely — very, very self-assured.
My fourth thought: Would there be any better way to win a title than beating the Three A-me-goes to win the East, then getting revenge on LA in the Finals? Nope. That’d be an absolute dream.
P.S. – Lebron is the biggest hypocrite ever.