Anyone who remembers Michael Sweetney from last season’s brief preseason run with the Celtics knows he was only a few cheeseburgers away from exploding. I guess he’s even closer to that explosion now. (Scott Schroeder, Ridiculous Upside)
Things you need to know: source says Michael Sweetney weighed in at 348 pounds in Washington and thus didn’t make the trip to Vegas. Ouch.
What I want to know is, why couldn’t he play at 348 pounds? After seeing him last season, I would have thought 348 pounds is an improvement. Hell, I thought his breasts alone weighed 348 pounds last year.
Either way, Sweetney is squandering some serious God-given gifts. He has hands soft enough to hold a sleeping dove.