Looking good, Big Baby. Keeping doing work in the weight room. But I hope that isn’t a public gym, because working out with your shirt off in public is not a good look. There was this one kid who used to lift with his shirt off every day at my college’s weight room. Yeah, he was strong and had a nice physique (pause), but that kid was hated on by everyone in my entire campus. Just because you’ve got chiseled triceps, a six-pack of abs and a barrel chest doesn’t mean you should stop following weight-lifting’s golden rule: Wear a shirt or be a tool.

Big Baby, that goes for you too. Thankfully, since I can’t see anyone else in the picture, you get a pass for this one. But next time you may not be so lucky.