I’m not going to lie. If Sheed keeps it up, he’s got a legit chance at winning a gold medal. What he lacks in the ideal size for a gymnast he makes up for with pure heart and perfect form.
Update: I really botched this post. Clearly, Sheed is the worst, laziest gymnast ever during all the pre-Olympic events. But once every four years he reaches into the bottom of his soul for a terrific routine and makes you wonder, “Damn, what if he worked that hard at gymnastics all year long?”
(h/t Doc Funk)