@Antoine Walker I love working out with Rick Pitino. He appreciates my quick shots.
@Isiah Thomas Can you believe the Knicks actually tried to hire me again?
@Dustin Johnson When’s the last time you saw the gallery standing in a bunker? SMH.
@Antoine Walker I’m taking my talents to South Beach diet. Lost between 18 and 25 pounds so far.
@Antoine Walker Only 50 more to go.
@Kobe Bryant It’s my birthday, guys!
@Kevin Garnett Fuck Kobe’s birthday. I’m not celebrating that shit.
@Shaq I’m celebrating Kobe’s birthday. I sent him a present: a picture of my bare ass.
@Chris Bosh Loyalty??? There’s no loyalty! There’s no loyalty in basketball!
@Paul Pierce @Chris Bosh is an idiot. Loyalty is what’s up.
@Brett Favre ESPN has been doing a great job with SportsCenter recently.
@Nenad Krstic A night in jail is definitely better than what Sofoklis Schortsanitis was going to do to me.
@Bobby Knight That boy Krstic needs to learn how to throw a damn chair like a real man.
@Amare Stoudemire Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.
@Rick Pitino Why waste time training Antoine Walker? Because Jamal Mashburn’s not walking through that door.
@Pau Gasol My girlfriend is WAY too hot for me. http://bit.ly/deqThg
@Rex Ryan Bleeping Bleep Bleep!
@Amare Stoudemire Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu, melekh ha’olam