Earlier in the show, Shaq came up with a new nickname for himself: The Black Chi-Chi Rodriguez. (Why didn’t I think of that???) Shaq also said he’d never played golf before and didn’t even have clubs. But he considers himself the putt-putt champion of the world. (He clearly hasn’t seen me play putt-putt.)

Oh, and by the way: Black Chi-Chi isn’t actually engaged to Hoopz from Flavor of Love, but he HAS gone to Wal-Mart and Waffle House with her. That sounds a whole lot like true love to me.

P.S. – Thank God that clip didn’t show Charles Barkley’s swing. My eyesight might never have recovered.

P.P.S. – Nice putt, Charles. Nice putt.

P.P.S. – Celtics Town TMZ is now retired for today.