1. It’s KA-zaam, Von. Damn it. Also, I get the feeling Semih Erden’s translator’s going to provide some serious unintentional comedy.
2. It’s China’s lucky day! Patrick O’Bryant signed to play with Fujian SBS of the Chinese Basketball Association.
3. Avery Bradley will likely miss the entire training camp. No big deal, though: camp only runs through Saturday. Come back quickly, Avery. It’s tough enough (impossible enough?) for rookies to crack Doc’s rotation as it is.
4. You could win a visit from Paul Pierce. You know, if you want to write an essay about a coach in your community.
5. Wyc Grousbeck, speaking about The Game That Must Not Be Named: “”We lost it, but I’m not putting up with that any more if I can help it.”
6. Celtics talk about their first dunks. Delonte West, you are still a clown.
7. Delonte tries to define the term beast. The man’s a Golden Panther.
8. Josh Robbins of the Orlando Sentinel calls Kevin Garnett “a bulky bruiser.” Only if I, a man with a dreadful case of white man’s disease, can call myself an athletic freak.
9. A Nate Robinson tweet: “We all can’t be stars, but we all can shine bright.” Preach on, brotha.
10. Glen Davis is confused. “I love my new role on the team!!” he tweeted. ”I feel like I’m going to be a big help this year.”
11. The C’s sing happy birthday to Red Claws coach, and Danny’s son, Austin Ainge.

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