I almost wish the NBA had decided to make an all-Blake Griffin dunk reel instead. But then I would have missed Andray Blatche taking an ax to Ryan Hollins’s manhood, so everything worked out perfectly in the end. And Rudy Gay? That putback was vicious.
Oh, and in case you were wondering: Rajon Rondo’s over-the-head, left-handed pass was named the preseason’s top assist. Sounds about right, no?