I’ve got an interesting proposition for you all tonight: After the Celtics pummel the Bucks (or somehow lose to an inferior opponent on national TV, whatever the case), you should all listen to the Celtics Late Night Show. I will be the co-host. Scary thought, I know.
But just think about the two potential outcomes that could result from my podcast-hosting debut:
1) I stutter and stammer my way into making an idiot out of myself. I make baseless claims and insult half the listeners with my moronic chatter. Everyone who listens to the show will be more stupid after listening to me. I will be awarded no points and may God have mercy on my soul.
2) I shock anyone who’s ever read my work by sharing insightful opinions. I stutter a little bit and say “umm” a few times, but nothing to be ashamed of. I even make a few insights into the Celtics that make you scratch your head and think, “Hmm, I haven’t thought of that before, but he’s right!” The listeners love me and have a great time.
Either way sounds entertaining, right? So listen to the show immediately after the game. And if you’re feeling especially frisky (or if you just want to disagree with me) call in.