TBJ: Garnett vs. Sheen (Tiger Blood Remix) from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.

I’ve spent the last week or so trying to distance myself from the Charlie Sheen talk as much as possible. I haven’t made a single reference to winning, tiger blood, bi-winning, warlocks, or any other Sheen-isms that have swept the world recently. For whatever reason, despite being a Celtics blogger who has referenced Voldemort on multiple occasions, I felt like I was above Sheen.

But this video, from J.E. Skeets and The Basketball Jones, is gold.

“Kevin, you punched him in the dick.”

“He should have read the directions before he showed up to the party, ya know?”