The NBA negotiations broke down today when the players would not accept less than 52% of BRI, according to a report from Brian Windhorst. Windhorst expects more game cancellations today, and no further meetings have been planned.

You know this means the NBA is canceling games over the salary of one Rudy Gay, right folks? Or two Richard Jeffersons?

If either side would concede barely more than the amount Mark Cuban normally spends each summer on a seven-foot stiff (I’m looking at you, Erica Dampier and Brendan Haywood), the NBA lockout would have ended by now. That just makes you want to regurgitate the Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch you ate for breakfast this morning, doesn’t it?

Of course, there are probably other snags. But still. This lockout is a bigger joke than Jerome Moiso’s Celtics career.