Forgive me if I don’t know exactly what’s going on here. Based on my best estimations, David Stern and Derek Fisher catch fire, the Celtics begin arguing on the side of a basketball court, Paul Pierce answers a phone call on the court, Ray Allen writes a few things on a coach’s notepad, the Celtics begin literally taking an ax to some big Chinese symbol, the symbol shatters, Michael Jordan stares through a glass window, Charles Oakley shows up wearing gold chains and hugging some woman, the Celtics shatter another giant Chinese symbol, Michael Jordan gets shot in the head, some baby starts crying, Jordan attempts to save par from a sand bunker, Nick Young drives to the hoop, where he will inevitably shoot a contested shot, Young says he will never wear Jordan shoes again and makes an Elvis Presley reference, Paul George randomly appears out of nowhere, David Stern shakes somebody’s hand, and the Celtics start fighting again.
Whew. Aren’t you glad you have me to translate that video for you? I knew I was good for something.
(h/t Ben Rohrbach, WEEI)