Any time a YouTube clip is titled “Big Baby drops trou,” it’s generally a good idea to watch the clip. When Davis is actually “dropping trou” in said clip while earning a technical foul for depantsing in the middle of an NBA court, the clip becomes must-watch, though slightly distasteful.
Davis has always been a little immature — during his time in Boston, he drew a suspension for telling a fan to suck his man parts, injured himself by punching a friend in the face and continuously tested the limits of Doc Rivers’ patience — but his performance in Orlando during Wednesday night’s 85-83 Magic loss takes the cake (which Davis surely hopes is tasty).
I imagine Davis had a very good reason for pulling down his pants during the middle of a basketball game. Perhaps, “I was just testing whether I had tied them tight enough,” “I was trying to show off my smaller waste line,” or “I thought the ref might want to see my bulge.”
Rather than trying to think of other reasons, let’s cue the Stan Van Gundy “Glen Davis really just earned a technical foul for dropping his goddamn pants” face.