In other words, try not to get your hopes up, ladies and gents. Kevin McHale isn’t walking through that door. Robert Parish isn’t walking through that door. Even 37-year old Shaq isn’t walking through that door.
I forgot Josh Powell even existed. Kyrylo Fesenko is most famous in my mind’s eye for vowing not to make more than five jokes per day. Turiaf’s probably the biggest name, but he’s played in four games this season, hasn’t been great (or even good, really) throughout his entire career, and sucks as a rebounder. Maybe Reggie Evans receives a buyout, the C’s scoop him up and Evans gobbles up 27 boards per game the remainder of the season, all while he and Kevin Garnett form the most formidable ball-tapping duo in NBA history. A blogger can dream.
But hey, the list could always be more bleak: The Miami Heat are taking a look at Mikki Moore.