Some of the Celtics big man free agency options look depressing



In other words, try not to get your hopes up, ladies and gents. Kevin McHale isn’t walking through that door. Robert Parish isn’t walking through that door. Even 37-year old Shaq isn’t walking through that door.
I forgot Josh Powell even existed. Kyrylo Fesenko is most famous in my mind’s eye for vowing not to make more than five jokes per day. Turiaf’s probably the biggest name, but he’s played in four games this season, hasn’t been great (or even good, really) throughout his entire career, and sucks as a rebounder. Maybe Reggie Evans receives a buyout, the C’s scoop him up and Evans gobbles up 27 boards per game the remainder of the season, all while he and Kevin Garnett form the most formidable ball-tapping duo in NBA history. A blogger can dream.
But hey, the list could always be more bleak: The Miami Heat are taking a look at Mikki Moore.
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Why would Reggie Evans get bought out? Isn’t he producing in LA?
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Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel. But for the Celts at the moment, any big man is better than no big man. I would not be against giving Mikki Moore another run. A 7 footer. Just what this team needs.
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Celtics should get Fesenko…
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The Cavs have just waived Ryan Hollins. He’s a 7 footer. The C’s should grab him.
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He’s a scrub. I’d rather have Turiaf, who I think could actually make an impact with his energy. His stats might not jump out at you but who’s stats will at this point yknow? If Doc isn’t gonna play JJ then get Turiaf ONLY if he’s healthy. Otherwise get Fesenko or Wallace.
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