Dennis Rodman was a phenomenal rebounder. He’s also totally, 100% bat-shit crazy. He’s also, also the lucky bastard who flipped his Range Rover three times, somehow walked away from it with nothing but a scratch on his finger, and then declined autographs to the same people who helped him get out of the car. Classy. (TMZ)
TMZ has learned Dennis Rodman was involved in a terrible car accident this weekend — in which his car flipped three times — but walked away with just a scratch on his finger.
We’re told the people who helped pull Dennis out of the wreckage later asked for autographs … but Rodman politely declined.
Okay, before I bash Rodman too hard for failing to give these people autographs, I have to mention another piece of the story that might make it okay for him to be such a prick: His friend was taken to the hospital for precautionary measures. Just precautionary measures, but still: If my friend needed to be taken to the hospital for any reason whatsoever, you’d better not ask me for an autograph. I know I’m the world-famous writer from Celtics Town and my autograph is probably worth a few billion dollars (at least) and you want to keep it under your pillow and kiss it before go to sleep every night, but I will punch you in your teeth if you ask me for a signature while my friend is injured. I don’t care if you just saved my life. It’s called manners, people.