I must warn you, I am no soccer player. I am entirely unskilled with my feet.
Now that you know I was never Pele, I don’t think you’ll find it hard to believe that I could never have made the pass you are about to see. It would have been easier for me to make the dunk… and I could never dunk.
The dunker’s name is Justin Coleman, and I’m not sure what the passer’s name is. I guess we’ll call him Ronaldhino.